Ghostwriting for your social media accounts

"Saw an office with a ball pit. Start-up culture is bravely blurring the lines between workplaces and a Chuck E. Cheese."

"We're about six months away from every password requiring an uppercase letter, a lowercase letter, and an Emoji of how you feel today."

"Fun Fact: the most popular girl's name in Silicon Valley is Ruby on Rails. The most popular boy's name is Python."

"Saw an office with a ball pit. Start-up culture is bravely blurring the lines between workplaces and a Chuck E. Cheese."

"We're about six months away from every password requiring an uppercase letter, a lowercase letter, and an Emoji of how you feel today."

"Fun Fact: the most popular girl's name in Silicon Valley is Ruby on Rails. The most popular boy's name is Python."

"Today's Company Lunch: Chicago style, deep-dish with extra #Saas -age."

"My work attire consists of ten versions of the same hoody."

"I would like to let my parents know that being on the computer all day did in fact get me a job."

"Today's Company Lunch: Chicago style, deep-dish with extra #Saas -age."

"My work attire consists of ten versions of the same hoody."

"I would like to let my parents know that being on the computer all day did in fact get me a job."

"You know you're at a startup if everyone you know is a vice president of something."

"Startup Confession: I'm a working professional and I have no idea how to tie a tie."

"All of our snacks are vegan, gluten free, non soy, organically harvested. So basically just ice cubes."

"You know you're at a startup if everyone you know is a vice president of something."

"Startup Confession: I'm a working professional and I have no idea how to tie a tie."

"All of our snacks are vegan, gluten free, non soy, organically harvested. So basically just ice cubes."